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HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP - With every purchase of a Big Gulp, you get diabetes, heart disease, obesity, liver failure, and cancer for free!


TAGS: high fructose corn syrup hfcs
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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 12, 2015, 2:39 pm
apparently not.
Cannabal - June 12, 2015, 2:06 pm
But, but, but then those poor investment banks would've had to default on all the bad loans, mortgages, and securities they bet on for the sake of profit. Have you no heart, sir?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 12, 2015, 10:12 am
or one with no demand, business dies.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 12, 2015, 10:11 am
Wouldn't it be nice if our government decided one day that capitalism should be treated as capitalism. Let businesses live or die on their own without intervention from the government. Make a good product that has demand, you survive. Make a bad product
Cannabal - June 11, 2015, 8:24 pm
In the 20th century, the U.S. started a policy of "go big or go home" farming that focused attention on crops like corn, which is a multifarious resource, but this led to its exploitation by agribusiness companies and thus why it floods the market today.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:38 pm
I guess the big question is why is it subsidized?
Cannabal - June 11, 2015, 11:28 am
As I said, corn is a subsidized crop, which means that agribusiness has a greater incentive to grow it, and of course, HFCS became a cheap and inexpensive ingredient to produce, especially when it was not subject to tariffs.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 10, 2015, 4:54 pm
OK, that makes sense.
OTC - June 10, 2015, 12:19 pm
I think he's talking about the higher demand_for sugar created a lower cost for HFCS as the alternative
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 10, 2015, 11:04 am
Wouldn't higher demand result in higher prices?
Cannabal - June 10, 2015, 8:48 am
Corn is a heavily subsidized crop, that's why it became so cheap to grow, manufacture, and process for a number of products, one of them being this disgusting substance. But higher demand for real sugar is the key to lowering its overall price.
calron - June 7, 2015, 2:33 pm
It's too expensive nowadays do to regulations restricting trade. In the past people even imported tea are filtered out the sugar because it was cheaper that US sugar, but that was banned.
fauxnews - May 20, 2014, 10:24 am
HAHA! X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 20, 2014, 9:43 am
and after they eat the mac and cheese, they can comfortably sit on the $640 toilet seat to purge.
OTC - May 20, 2014, 12:17 am
it's gourmet, only the best for our royalty libs
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 10:49 pm
voila, entry to the 1 or 2%. He just closed on a $40 million estate in Hawaii last year as well.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 10:47 pm
Did obama start a war in the middle east? He's now worth $12.5 million and his wife is worth an additional $11.2 million. $400,000 salary, $150,000 expense account, $100,000 travel account, and $20,000 entertainment account. Add in the book sales and
fauxnews - May 19, 2014, 8:16 pm
What is it these days, mate? Last I checked they were charging the govt $100 a tray for mac and cheese in their cafeterias.
Cannabal - May 19, 2014, 7:09 pm
Oh, yeah, sure, if you start a war in the Middle East and happen to have ties to Halliburton, you're rolling in the godd'amn dough.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 5:57 pm
it's good money though, much more than just beer money
Cannabal - May 19, 2014, 4:37 pm
The presidency is overrated, that's why it's gotten so bad.
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:57 pm
True. Miss the days when my Pepsi had real sugar. Wish our nation had a real President. Bad for our health.


GUN CONTROL ACTIVISTS: - Who would have thought in the early 1940's, just 3 years after taking guns away from citizens that Germany would be rounding up Catholics and Jews and other ethnics to "cleanse" their society.




THE MILITARY GENIUS SPEAKS -


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MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 7:03 pm
We were issued AT-4s thoe, Oh the FOBBITS and REMFS who were getting blown up by Mortars and IDF's why we were kicking down doors in Sadr city. Or Mailboys got sh** at blown up more times going from the green zone to BIAP everyday.
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Fast and furious #2? http://patriotupdate.com/articles/is-there-a-deeper-plot-to-benghazi#ixzz2AVY3vMNu
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 7:48 pm
deployed in what capacity? There are some positions (like base camp commandos or REMFs) that don't get bayonets.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 9:15 am
He said we use less.....I've deployed several times and was never issued a bayonet


ENVIRONMENTALIST - Ancient Greek Word meaning,"Retarded in an unprecedented, mind-boggling jaw dropping way."




FROM THE CHURCH OF CLIMATOLOGY - The heretic doth speaketh




FIRST DEBATE - "Rocky Mountain Highhhh.... Coloradoooo


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OlderThanDirt - October 6, 2012, 10:09 am
Too funny...lmao


TEACHERS UNION - We need more food and less over site




" OBAMA WORSHIP " - “If you’re complaining about the price of gas...Not getting enough mileage you may wanna think about a trade-in”




ANYTHING BUT THE ECONOMY -




NOW, LET US BE CLEAR! - Mr. President, Americans LOVE the smell of Capitalism in the morning. Take your high horse and liberal agenda and shove it!




NURSES - make less than teachers




HIGHBALL - slurred words, lots of verbal gaffes. Yesss, he's probably still got an Obama thrill up his leg.




Obama gives Medal of Freedom -




DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA - Strict gun control laws, high rate of gun related crime. Why aren't criminals following the law?!?




high crimes -


TAGS: high crime
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crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 10:26 pm
Still don't want to compromise huh? Fine by me Princess.
OTC - October 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
You mean the debacle of you as$uming I said something I didn't?
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 6:41 pm
Or, if it's too much trouble to go looking, could you kindly repeat what you said, or didn't say, so that we can get some resolution to this debacle?
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 6:40 pm
Princess, can you post the comment numbers for both of those please? I'm here every day and I'm positive I must have missed you saying that, if in fact, you actually said it at all. Despite my clear vision.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 6:37 pm
Funny, how you whine like a four year old every time someone reciprocates your attitude back to you Princess.
OTC - October 18, 2013, 6:22 pm
So there you are, attacks, diversion, distraction, and hypocrisy, and you still can't argue your own statement nor will you because you can't, its total BS, which faux loves to smell
OTC - October 18, 2013, 6:19 pm
Wnated to hear but decided that was good enough to use in defense of avoiding arguing the Hasan poster, which you told JG he should argue his statement but you have yet to do.
OTC - October 18, 2013, 6:16 pm
To nut up, one must first have some, you obviously don't, so here it is: I never said "pure bloodline" was in the Bible, that was your as$ertion & you ran with it. I answered your CO2 question which you claim I never answered because it wasn't what you
OTC - October 18, 2013, 5:58 pm
Funny he tells us to man up, yet, he himself won't lead by example and man up, then calls us hypocrites.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 2:18 pm
Like I told fox yesterday, and as I've told you and OTC several times now, my offer is still on the table. You feel free to keep being a giant hypocrite about it though in the meantime.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 1:05 pm
*your*
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 1:04 pm
Nice of you to admit that your poster denigrated the victims and families of the victims for you own political gain. Whenever you want to man up and apologize to the victims, it would be a nice gesture.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:47 pm
Nice of you to keep hawking dead soldiers in order to keep pushing your agenda. My compromise is still on the table, whenever OTC want's to man up, or woman up. Whichever.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 12:38 pm
Are you referring to your disgraceful Hasan poster, Forrest?
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 12:37 pm
Run Forrest, run!
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 12:37 pm
IF, Forrest, IF. Your earlier statement "EVERYBODY pays taxes" seems like total bs now.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 12:25 pm
Wow, you can count all the way to 50? I'm so proud of you ST.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 12:25 pm
Answer: Home owner insurance is mandated by the loan companies, not the government.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 12:22 pm
There are 50 states, how many have government mandated home owner insurance (regardless of whether or not you have a loan)?
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 11:57 am
A lack of discipline also explains astro turfing multi accounters like Arnnatz. It really is too bad he's not around anymore to watch and learn from the mistakes you make.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 11:52 am
Mandat. The etymology is from latin.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 11:50 am
If a homeless guy walks into a store to buy something, then yeah, he pays a sales tax same as everyone else.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 11:50 am
Where's the mandate if it's not required? Mandate = required. At least in English, I'm sorry I don't know how to say it in French so you can understand.
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 11:49 am
Is it every conservative who doesn't understand the difference between renting and owning, or is that limited to just you and Princess?
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 11:48 am
The lack of discipline of children is why we have clowns like cranky and mooooo in this world.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 11:47 am
People who have paid off their mortgage, etc. that don't have to have home owner insurance. How about homeless, are they required to pay any sales tax?
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 11:46 am
You were celebrating the fact that I mistakenly listed two states who have no income tax in the list of 7 states and claiming that settled the argument in your favor. Do they mandate home owners insurance? No, not unless have a mortgage. There are renters
crankyhead - October 18, 2013, 11:44 am
Do those 5 states mandate home owners insurance? Oh, right, you're allergic to context. Sorry, I forgot about your condition.
StoneTools - October 18, 2013, 11:42 am
What about the other 5 states, cranky? It still proves you don't know what the hell you are talking about. Media Splatters doesn't give anything but made up headlines to you lazy liberals.
JGalt - October 18, 2013, 6:54 am
so now we have to change the construct- Hmm Republicans don't generally have to keep poor people poor to stay elected like Democrats do... Funny you should reframe your argument to suit your obstinacy in refusing to name two high crime cities
crankyhead - October 16, 2013, 9:52 am
If you want to know what happens when the tipping point comes, just read some history, because clearly, you don't know yours.
crankyhead - October 16, 2013, 9:51 am
As long as the majority of the wealth keeps getting consolidated in fewer and fewer hands JG, the economic problems we are all facing will only continue to get worse and worse until we reach the tipping point.
crankyhead - October 16, 2013, 9:48 am
...accept the premise of this poster as the truth. But that list doesn't exist, does it? Wanna know why? Because the premise is BS.
crankyhead - October 16, 2013, 9:47 am
If someone wants to show a list of every, and I mean EVERY republican controlled city in the states, whereby that same list also shows that EVERY one of those cities has a low crime rate, and NONE of them have a low-income borough, then I'll happily...
JGalt - October 16, 2013, 9:30 am
spending, put people back to work, or end up like Greece and other countries that are in the throes of bankruptcy and civil anarchy.
JGalt - October 16, 2013, 9:29 am
money, is way too corrupt and the models that are pointed out as ideal in other socialist countries that are not as corrupt cannot possibly work here. For now, with what we've got, the gov't is killing our economy, they need to shrink the govt
JGalt - October 16, 2013, 9:27 am
against it, so those like myself with private retirement plans will not get to collect anywhere near what I paid into it. So bottom line, your dialog about not enough emphasis about community is moot. My point is that the US govt wastes way too much
JGalt - October 16, 2013, 9:25 am
Federal tax on gasoline, state tax on gas(flat fee on gas) another state tax on gas (percentage of selling price) granted the social security is supposed to be for my retirement, but as we all know, many people not paying into the system are collecting
JGalt - October 16, 2013, 9:21 am
listen, there is a limited number of characters here. I pay Federal income tax, social security tax, state income tax, city income tax, state disability tax, state training tax, State sales tax, county income tax, phone tax, cable tv tax, meal tax, h**el
WTFO - October 16, 2013, 1:05 am
As a side note relating to the poster vs the feeding of cranky-troll...TN was just listed as the most dangerous state to live in. The study showed that violent crimes were concentrated in Nashville and Memphis. Both of which are controlled by Democrats.
JGalt - October 15, 2013, 9:40 pm
hehe, poser instead of poster... LOL both fit by the way
crankyhead - October 15, 2013, 10:37 am
If you'd like to know where the crayons are, I believe ST is feasting on them.
StoneTools - October 15, 2013, 12:24 am
bring it down to cranky's level and write it in crayons. he might understand it easier, nah, he can't understand it no matter how you phrase it.
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 10:46 pm
So.... no facts then?
OTC - October 14, 2013, 8:46 pm
Which facts? (As in- disbelief you don't see the facts presented) can't see the forest thru the trees, as in- someone is so simple minded that they can't figure out the simplest problems
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 7:30 pm
Just like there's too many abusive A-holes who think that beating kids is 'corrective'.
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 7:27 pm
Well write it again in a way that's easy to understand. Problem solved.
OTC - October 14, 2013, 6:00 pm
"*....Guess there's not enough dads anymore." No, there are too many liberals who call child correction 'child abuse.'.
OTC - October 14, 2013, 5:34 pm
You obviously misread what I wrote
Curlyrocks - October 14, 2013, 2:54 pm
Alberta's Canada's libertarian paradise. No tax, no environmental laws, lots of work, lots of crack smoking.
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 12:02 pm
I agree, that is a disturbing cycle of behaviour. Too much cultural emphasis on the self, and not enough emphasis on community is probably up there on the list too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 2:07 am

I always let the good kids go with a warning, I saw too many parents hit their kids for petty **** we've all done. The mouthy or disrespectful ones went away in cuffs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 2:04 am

Agreed. I was a good kid because I knew my dad would kick my a**....Guess there's not enough dads anymore.
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 2:03 am
Yeah, I'm not a huge supporter of the young offenders act either. Well, at least not when it relates to violent crime. I can understand forgiving a kid for stealing candy or whatever, but puling knives on folks should put you in jail, regardless.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 2:02 am

Way of the world...Little guy gets all the responsibility with none of the payoff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 2:01 am

....but he got off scot-free because he had a "rough childhood" f***er tried to stab me.
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 2:01 am
The crappiest part of GST, PST and HST is merchants have to do all the collecting, accounting and remitting, but get no compensation for that effort at all. Huge penalties for not doing it though. Seems a little backwards.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 2:00 am

I'd rather be in Churchill....less chance of getting stabbed with a broken wine bottle....Eaten by Bears maybe...but less wine bottles. The last time I was in Thompson I had to wrestle a 17 year old to the ground, he had knives and drugs on him...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:56 am

That's correct, they do pay federal sales tax....GST, @#$%^&*&^%$#@#$%^&^%$#$%^&^%$# Clownshoes.
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 1:55 am
Thompson's nice. Been through there a few times. Churchill on the other hand... just shoot me now.
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 1:53 am
Yep, there's no provincial sales tax in AB. So there's no harmonized sales taxes there. They do pay the federal sales tax though. Happy turkey coma day to you and yours as well Mooo. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:53 am

Cheapest except the Yukon....that's probably a "Northern living" thing, like the "allowances" we shell out to people willing to live in Thompson.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:49 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_fuel_taxes_in_Canada Yep, much cheaper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:46 am

I believe so, but I think it's a lot lower than the rest of the country. don't quote me on that. Happy Thanksgiving BTW (that should drive the Americans nuts)
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 1:37 am
People pay tax at the pumps in Alberta, don't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:36 am

Not cowboy hats....they should tax cowboy hats.
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 1:32 am
LOL, there's plenty of things missing from Alberta. =)
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 1:30 am
Never seen a bait and switch before?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:25 am

Oh, And Cranky....Alberta has no sales tax :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:22 am

ST, go ahead with your comment about "teats" because that's all you've got when proven wrong. Meanwhile you've got your head so far up JG and OTC's b***s you could probably tell them where to best dig for boogers.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:20 am

Cranky, You should have just left the word "sales" out. JG only said he pays taxes...you could have just been vague about it like he was and saved yourself being picked apart by kindergarteners like ST.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:18 am

Texas and Florida both have "use and sales" tax. That's easy too look up. You just stated otherwise and then call Cranky stupid?!? Why do you insist on saying dumbass things and then attacking those that disagree...when they're right!?!
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 12:54 am
Still, Florida and Texas both have sales tax. Making you every bit as retarded as me. Feel it yet? P.S. I've never run from anything in my life, and if you don't believe me, just go ask arnnatz.
StoneTools - October 14, 2013, 12:52 am
That's right, panic cranky, because you got caught in another lie. Run Forrest, run!
StoneTools - October 14, 2013, 12:47 am
Texas has a use tax, not a sales tax. You still haven't disputed the other 5 states. Besides sounding stupid, are you feeling it yet?
crankyhead - October 14, 2013, 12:42 am
Florida and Texas both have sales taxes. Feeling stupid yet?
StoneTools - October 14, 2013, 12:33 am
Oregon, New Hampshire, Montana, Delaware, and Alaska. No sales tax. Feeling stupid yet? You should.
StoneTools - October 14, 2013, 12:24 am
spoken by someone who doesn't know squat. There are states that have no sales tax (e.g. Florida and Texas)
crankyhead - October 13, 2013, 11:35 pm
Also, EVERYBODY pays sales taxes, so really, you're no better than the rest of us.
crankyhead - October 13, 2013, 11:34 pm
I didn't say you were a free loader... I said a person with your ideology should understand and appreciate why I'm not going to give you something for nothing. Also, the sentence about roads and schools makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
JGalt - October 13, 2013, 10:37 pm
oh, so there are schools and roads validate your arguments ad absurdity? I pay taxes, how does that make me a freeloader in your agrument?
crankyhead - October 13, 2013, 10:09 pm
I'm not challenging the validity of your statement, I'm saying the validity is non-existent. I thought for sure a Randian ideologue such as yourself would understand why they shouldn't receive a free education. TINSTAAFL and what have you. =)
JGalt - October 13, 2013, 8:56 pm
leave it to the socialist to want something of value for simply replying to a question in a dialog whereby he challenges its validity. Sheesh.
crankyhead - October 13, 2013, 7:28 pm
Fine JG, two then. What are you going to give me for finding them for you?
JGalt - October 13, 2013, 2:32 am
well you yourself mentioned ghettos in plural, so we'll wait to hear about high crime Republican cities and then argue over the definition of "high", while you argue that jaywalking and littering should be included...
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 11:35 pm
Exactly, OTC. Which facts?
OTC - October 12, 2013, 11:17 pm
Which facts? You couldn't see a forest if you were standing in the middle if it.
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 7:43 pm
Which facts are those OTC?
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 7:41 pm
It doesn't have to be a long list. Logically, in order to disprove your poster, there's only got to be one.
OTC - October 12, 2013, 6:34 pm
Come on JG, you're muddling up cranky's arguement with facts
OTC - October 12, 2013, 6:15 pm
You'll have a long wait whilst he comes up with diversions, distractions, and if those don't work, attacks.
OTC - October 12, 2013, 6:05 pm
Hahahaha, cranky correcting you as if he doesn't make any mistakes himself. (comment 60246)
StoneTools - October 12, 2013, 1:20 pm
Nice, JG, I like that one better
JGalt - October 12, 2013, 9:17 am
run by democrats http://www.policymic.com/articles/22686/america-s-10-deadliest-cities-2012 http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/05/americas_ten_most_dangerous_ci.html http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/neighborhoods/crime-rates/top100dangerous/
JGalt - October 12, 2013, 9:14 am
Still waiting to see that long list of republican-filled cities, filled with ghettos, south of the Mason-Dixon line, controlled by Republican mayors with high crime, comparable to Democrat filled cities
JGalt - October 12, 2013, 9:12 am
Correction "You disgusting poser"- the sentence is correct, just needed capitalization. LOL
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 12:19 am
I don't make you sick, you were sick when I showed up.
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 12:18 am
*your*
StoneTools - October 12, 2013, 12:17 am
you disgusting poster.
StoneTools - October 12, 2013, 12:17 am
You make me sick. And I'm sure anyone with any sense of decency would feel the same way about you. You aren't worth the crap that comes out of the back end of a cow. I'm done with trying to discuss anything with you, but will continue to taunt you about


DON'T TELL MICHELLE - Obama eating very badly on bus tour....




'Unemployment is the lowest in 5 years' -




Bait and Switch -




If Obama has to pay a subsidy for Obamacare -




REMEMBER EMINENT DOMAIN - get ready for eminent Obamacare




HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND - Apex, Acme, Utmost




JUST SAY NO - to the party of "Almost just as high taxes"


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HIGH GAS PRICES - Because Liberals want them that way! 2012- end the error!




CHOOMED - Benghazi? Oh yeah... Wow!! I got this call at 3 in the morning.. Say what? Duuude!




LOAN SHARK -




HOUSE OF CARDS - If I was borrowing 40 cents of every dollar I spent on my household budet, How long could I get away with it? Well, that is what our government does We need accountability, not higher taxes.




GINGER LEE - former porn star, now exotic dancer, has not sold the Weiner story to the media, because she has moral standards, according to Attorney Gloria Allred.




HOW WOULD $ 6 A GALLON SOUND MR.PRESIDENT? - Saudi Arabia cuts oil output by 237,000 barrels per day.




GROUND ZERO MOSQUE - Maybe Not Such A Great Idea Some People Are Really Sensitive About Having Their Family Members Blown Out Of The Sky




DRINKING RATE HIGHEST SINCE '78 - Anyone question why? (Remember that 2nd-worst pres, a peanut farmer from Georgia) soon to be eclipsed by a community organizer from Chicago




FOX NEWS - even their opponents watch




WAIT... WHAT? - I thought the right-wing nutters told us he was a socialist...




SPIRIT AIRLINES ANNOUNCED "THE WEINER SALE" - "Hurry to book now," the Spirit website read. "Before this sale gets hacked."




JOHN BOEHNER - yes that is poo on your shoe




ROY COOPER - Please Win Thank you for sticking up for Tarheels




Dow hits record high. Democrats say... -




Thanks to Spendocrats decent paying jobs are scarce -




Democrat Mayor Displays a Special Kind of Stupid -




Biden Sucks A Pacifier & Bloomberg Is Knighted -




Obama's Economic Failure -




New Jobs Report: 94 Million Americans No Longer in the Labor Force -




It’s OK. She’s a Democrat... -




A Republikkklan's relationship to the truth -


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fauxnews - August 7, 2016, 4:12 pm
Translation(TheDewd): I don't know what I'm talking about. Time to dog pile with a BS pile.
Thedewd - August 7, 2016, 12:59 pm
bi Ladin was alive and free because Clinton refused to take him when other countries had him in custody 3 times. Obammy had to be dragged into going after him. And it was the SEAL's that got him, NOT Obammy. He was against, but he took credit for it.
Thedewd - August 7, 2016, 12:55 pm
Hmmm...When Obammy was elected, both the House and Senate were Democrat. In '07 when Congress went Dem, unemployment was about 4.7%. The WS bailout was a result of the insurance industry writing dangerous PM policy's.
Bandit5906 - August 4, 2016, 12:00 am
You left out the good stuff, back to your meds little boy!


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Donald "Scooge" McTrump calls for higher taxes if elected -




if we're going to measure atmospheric CO2 -


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calron - May 10, 2015, 1:59 am
Ug, it wasn't. I but a committee chose it, IP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauna_Loa
calron - May 10, 2015, 12:55 am
So look up the volcano's name and when it formed and history along with the date of the station's construction. It is possible it was long dormant or even formed later.
OTC - May 6, 2015, 4:13 pm
Those same scientists that say warming happens before CO2 rises? The same scientists who say CO2 is rising while temperatures have levelled off?
OTC - May 6, 2015, 4:11 pm
Didn't say anything about a conspiracy, I'm sure they placed them near volcanoes to monitor them, but lets not use them to monitor globally. Y U always read what's not there?
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 8:17 pm
No facts you say, OTC? Just wishful thinking? :-) Why would my bu.ttons be pushed? The scientists agree with me. That pesky 97% consensus you keep denying, remember? ;-) Nice try, ma'am. #projectingforonetrickponies
OTC - May 5, 2015, 6:58 pm
Speaking of but.tons, sorry I pushed yours, I was just looking for the mute but.ton :)
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 4:08 pm
Tried to push the back b***on to fix a typo before I hit send, two responses become four. Sorry for the spam, mates. I need to do a better job of clearing my browser, that's on me. See #75926 and #75928 for proper continuity. Cheers :-D
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 3:57 pm
the scientists (you know?the experts?) to use this equipment properly without letting that pesky volcano get in the way. Sometimes I really am convinced you're just parodying deniers.You should re-read your comments sometime.Crack me up, mate.Cheers (2/2)
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 3:57 pm
More anecdotal denier rubbish. Pretty sure the scientists didn't place this facility near "the volcano" as part of some conspiracy to fix the outcome, which you're implying. They're the experts, you and I are Calron are not. I think we can trust (1/2)
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 3:56 pm
More anecdotal denier rubbish. Pretty sure the scientists didn't place this facility near "the volcano" as part of some conspiracy to fix the outcome, which you're implying. They're the experts, you and I and Calron are not. I think we can trust (1/2)
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 3:53 pm
More anecdotal denier rubbish. Pretty sure the scientists didn't place this facility near "the volcano" as part of some conspiracy to fix the outcome, which you're implying. They're the experts, you and I are Calron are not. I think we can trust (1/2)
OTC - May 5, 2015, 3:38 pm
Yeah, local, not global.
calron - May 3, 2015, 11:52 pm
It could be a good chance to measure the effects on the local climate.


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fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 1:12 pm
correction: Place isn't the same WITHOUT you. ;-)
fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 1:11 pm
Doing well! Working a lot, etc. Sounds like you've been busy as well. Missed ya man! :-( Place isn't the same with you. Now if only we can bail out Cranky, wherever he's incarcerated at. :-/ Well, looking forward to seeing more of ya! Cheers :-)
fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 1:09 pm
Hey! hey! HEY! *in my bad Fat Albert voice* FOX!!!!! :-D I reached out to that one other time you came back, a month ago. Where you been, mate??? :-) In any case, glad to see you're okay. haha...Love the new avatar! Love Mystery Science Theater!
foxrecon19d - April 12, 2015, 6:43 am
Hey faux! Glad to see that you are still in the poster making business. How are you doing?
fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 1:49 am
Not a critique of you. If anything, I a**umed you were presenting that quote to poke fun at the Supreme Court. So I offered an a**ist. I've been wanting to do a Highlander theme for awhile. Thought you might be flattered, if nothing else. Cheers mate =D
fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 1:47 am
I figured it wasn't your original idea.I safely a**umed u were sharing the Supreme Court reasoning mostly verbatim.You didnt seem to be advocating it.Either way,the way you presented it made me think "The Highlander".It was inspiration,more than anything
calron - April 12, 2015, 1:36 am
Implausible, but OK Oddly enough, it was used to say refute the idea that life begins at conception. Therefore there is Christian doctrine that says life doesn't begin at conception.
fauxnews - April 12, 2015, 1:33 am
I know. :-) Wasn't parodying you. Was parodying the Supreme Court text. When I heard the word "quickening" I couldn't resist. X-D Cheers mate
calron - April 12, 2015, 1:24 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quickening
calron - April 12, 2015, 1:20 am
LoL, not a , "Christian fundamentalist anti-abortion"ist. https://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/410/113


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